you’re walking down the street one day minding your own business and suddenly this thing pulls up next to you;

a bunch of guys in ski masks with machine guns jump out, grab you then throw you in the back of the van and take off. they put a burlap sack over your head and take you to their secret headquarters where they walk you to an interrogation room.

they sit you down in a folding chair and pull the sack off your head. as your eyes adjust to the dim light of the room you see a table in front of you and someone sitting in the corner of the room. there’s a discman on the middle of the table, a styrofoam to-go container next to it, a TV on a stand against the wall and two people sitting on a bench in the corner. it turns out that your kidnappers have confused you for someone important with vital information that they want but no explaining will get you out of this one. luckily for you the masked men aren’t complete savages and they’re giving you a choice when it comes to what type of torture they’re going to put you through while trying to extract whatever it is they’re looking for from you. your options are as follows;